AMERIKANA: Michael Moore hates America!

Coming in Summer 2004! A film by Michael Wilson

"Contrary to its title, Michael Moore Hates America isn’t a hatchet job on the filmmaker. It’s a journey across the nation where we meet celebrities, scholars and average folks alike, and we find out whether the American Dream is still alive! In the process, we’ll look at Michael Moore’s claims about the country, its people, and our way of life."

http://www.michaelmoorehatesamerica.com/

Wow, so he's like... turning the tables? HUH HUH HUH, that's cool, Beavis!

I guess this is supposed to be ironic, but the most ironic thing here is the impression you get that this guy Michael Wilson really wants to be Michael Moore-- except that, presumably, he doesn't hate America. Also, from the picture, he's younger, better looking, and maybe goes to the gym. He sort of looks like Sean Hannity's slightly cooler younger brother. Expect this movie to be as much a slavish imitation as a send-up of Michael Moore's filmmaking.

God told me that this movie is going to suck. He also told me that the critics will lambaste it, and the talking headcases at FOX NEWS will blame its critical failure on the liberal bias of the press. Bill O'Reilly will bring Washington Post film critic Tom Shales onto "The Factor", and then tell him to "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!" before Shales can get a dozen words out about why he hated the movie. Shales will calmly remove his microphone, walk over to O'Reilly, and coldcock the bellicose little prick, breaking his nose. O'Reilly will be so overcome with shock, pain, and humiliation that he will cry on camera like a little girl. FOX NEWS will try to suppress the footage of the sobbing O'Reilly, but within twenty-four hours of appearing on the internet it will be played back on every network and cable news program. (Due to an error in the control room, the television audience will hear Dan Rather's screams of maniacal laughter while the clip is being aired on The CBS Evening News.) O'Reilly will be too ashamed to ever appear in public again-- confounding his critics, who had always considered him to be without shame. O'Reilly will attempt to sue Tom Shalesfor ten million dollars, but Al Franken will appeal to his listeners to contribute to Shales' defense fund, raising enough money to reunite the entire O.J. Simpson "dream team". O'Reilly will eventually settle for 40 thousand dollars, plus court costs. Tom Shales will become a culture hero, America's most influential film critic, and, eventually, a moderate Republican Senator from Rhode Island.

On the other hand, God told Pat Robertson that George Bush would be re-elected in a landslide-- so you may want to consider the source.